Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Screenwriters Beware

Posted on May 21st, 2008 by John Barnett

Check this lot out. Makes you think about the liberties screenwriters and directors take with scripts.
Things We’ve learned from the movies.
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What’s in a name

Posted on May 21st, 2008 by John Barnett

An 18-year-old burglar who vandalised a children’s campsite building was caught because he wrote his name on a wall at the scene, a court has heard. Police found him after entering his name in a computer system. Inspector Gareth Woods, of Cheshire Police, said: “This crime is up there with the dumbest of all in […]

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Humor

Posted on April 3rd, 2008 by John Barnett

LAWYERS - YOU’VE GOTTA LOVE EM 
 
 
These are from a book titled Disorder and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:     No, I just lie there. 
______________________________________ATTORNEY:  What […]

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